tom:
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Riff Introdução:
   m  ↓  m    m  p    ↓  m  p  m  p  m  p
   i  m  i            m  i     i     i
   p  i               i
(Parte 2)
                 
Bb C C  Bb      H.N
     m ↓ m   p   m      m      ↓  m  m
     i m i       i      i         i
       i         p      p
(Parte 3)
                                      H.N
   m  ↓  m    m    m  p  m    m    m  ↓
   i  m  i    i          i    i    i  m
   p  i                               i
      m  ↓  m       m      m  m  m
      i  m       i  i      i  i  i
      p  i          p      p  ↓
(Repete tudo)
Primeira Parte:
(Repete o riff do início)
(Partes 1, 2 e 4)
(Parte 4 - Variação no Riff Inicial)
Now look at that yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
                           
Bb C  C Bb
You play the guitar on the M___T___V
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
                        
F  G
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
                    
Bb C     C  Bb
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
Segunda Parte:
       pm....    pm....    pm....
Eb                 Bb
  We gotta install microwave ovens
Eb                 F
  Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
C                     D          E
  We gotta move these colour TV's
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A partir desse ponto, a música repete as mesmas partes na guitarra)
See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
                   
Bb C    C  Bb
Yeah buddy that's his  own  hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
Eb                 Bb
  We gotta install microwave ovens
Eb                 F
  Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
C                     D          E
  We gotta move these colour TV's
I shoulda learned to play the guitar
                       
Bb   C    C  Bb
I shoulda learned to play  them  drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera
              
F  G
Man we could have   some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?
                                
Bb  C   C Bb
Bangin' on the bongoes like a chim__pan__zee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free
Eb                 Bb
  We gotta install microwave ovens
Eb                 F
  Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
C                     D          E
  We gotta move these colour TV's
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
                          
Bb C  C Bb
You play the guitar on the M___T___V
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
                        
F  G
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Money for nothin' and chicks for free