Tom: G
A7 D Cdim A7 Fdim
A fine romance with no kisses,
Gbm Bm G G A7 A7
A fine romance, my friend, this is;
D Dm D7 G G Cdim A7
We should be like a couple of hot to - ma - toes
D B7 Abm Gb7 B7
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes.
A7 D Cdim A7 Fdim
A fine romance, you won't nestle;
Gbm Bm G G A7 A7
A fine romance, you won't wres - tle.
D A7 D7 D Am B7
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France!
Em Fdim Gbm B7 Em A - A D
I haven't got a chance -- this is a fine romance.
A7 D Cdim A7 Fdim
A fine romance, my good woman
D B7 Abm Gb7 B7
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic O - cean
D B7 Abm Gdim
Gb7 B7
At least they flap their fins to express e - mo - tion
A7 D Cdim
A7 Fdim
A fine romance, with no clinches
Gbm Bm G G A7 A7
A fine romance with no hitch - es
D A7 D7 D Am B7
You never give the orchids I send a glance;
Em Fdim
Gbm B7 Em A -
A D
No, you like cactus plants -- this is a fine romance.