Tom: G
   A7 D   Cdim         A7 Fdim 
A fine romance with no kisses, 
 
  Gbm7 Bm7           G  G A7 A7 
A fine romance, my friend,   this is; 
 
   D         Dm7    D7        G  G Cdim  A7 
We should be like a couple of hot to - ma - toes 
 
     D                B7         Abm7      Gb7  B7 
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes. 
 
A7 D   Cdim         A7    Fdim 
A fine romance, you won't nestle; 
 
  Gbm7 Bm7            G   G A7   A7 
A fine romance, you won't      wres - tle. 
 
        D       A7      D7         D  Am7  B7 
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France!  
 
Em7      Fdim    Gbm7   B7  Em7      A - A     D  
I haven't got a chance --  this is a fine romance.  
 
  
 
A7 D   Cdim         A7 Fdim 
A fine romance, my good woman 
 
 
        D              B7         Abm7   Gb7  B7 
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic O - cean 
 
    
D                   B7         Abm7 Gdim   
Gb7    B7 
At least they flap their fins to express   e  -  mo - tion 
 
A7 D   Cdim          
A7  Fdim 
A fine romance, with no clinches 
 
   
Gbm7 Bm7         G  G  A7   A7 
A fine romance with no      hitch - es 
 
     
D    A7       D7         D Am7  B7 
You never give the orchids I send a glance; 
 
Em7     Fdim        
Gbm7   B7  Em7       A - 
A     D  
No, you like cactus plants --  this is a fine romance.