Tom: D
   (Morrissey/Marr)
G 
E 
D (xx0212)
C (x32010)
Am (x02210)
Intro: G  E
Verse 1:
Learn to love me
                  D A E
Assemble the ways
                                D A E
Now, today, tomorrow and always
                                    D A E
My only weakness is a list of crime
My only weakness is ... well, never mind, never mind
Chorus 1:
    G   C                Am  C D G
Oh, shoplifters of the world
 C              Am  C D G
Unite and take over
G   C                Am
Hand it over
G
Hand it over
C             Am
Hand it over
Verse 2
E
Learn to love   me
                  D A E
Assemble the ways
                                D A E
Now, today, tomorrow and always
                                    D A E
My only weakness is a list of crime
But last night the plans of a future war
Was all I saw on Channel Four
Chorus 2
    G   C                Am  C D G
Oh, shoplifters of the world
 C              Am  C D G
Unite and take over
G   C                Am
Hand it over
G
Hand it over
C             Am
Hand it over
Pre-Solo (Listen to recording for this bit)
E     D A
E     D A
Solo
Chorus 3
G      	     C		      Am
A heartless hand on my shoulder a push and it's over
G    C             Am
Alabaster crashes down, six months is a long time
G	C		   Am		       G          C      Am
Tried living in the real world, instead of a shell but
Before I began
	
G             C    Am   C D G
I was bored before I even began
Chorus 4:
G   C                Am  C D G
C              Am  C D G
Unite and take over
G   C                Am  C D G
 C              Am  C D G
Unite and take over
G   C                Am  C D G
 C              Am  C D G
Unite and take over
G   C                Am  C D G
N.C.
Take over