Tom: G
   
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someone to follow, someone to fear, it keeps me in line oh it keeps me in
       
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gear. the hand that lashed out brought me to tears thats why i'm drinkin up
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all of these beers. and the bar and the beer keeps me coming back to here
             
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this drunken stumper is not what it seems, helps me laugh, helps me dream.
        
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I had a fight with the woman so i stop in to think. I had my psychologist
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pour me a drink, but my head is cloudy so it's plain to see we'll work
                  
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things out oh the bottle and me and the bar and the beer keeps me coming
        
G                 C                      G              D
back to here this drunken stumper is not what it seems helps me laugh,
        
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back to here, this drunken stumper is not what it seems helps me laugh