Tom: G
Intro: E                Gbm
    F
Verse 1:
A                    G
christmas celebration
Gbm                  G
all around the nation
          
A
won't you stay with me tonight
        
G
cuz i'm running out of fight
        
Gbm                G
and the pagentry is such a bore
A                    G
carollers are singing
Gbm                  G
registers ka-chinging
        
A
and the presents are in place
        
G
but i'd rather eat some mace
            
Gbm                    G
'cause that egg nog always make me sick
Chorus:
E                Gbm
you know how the story goes
       
E             Gbm
you've seen it all before
E              Gbm
that man is so obese that
F
can't get out the door
Verse 2:
A                      G
christmas to perfection
    
Gbm                    G
i'm begging for some action
        
A
and the ringing in my ears
       
G                 
is the sound of christmas cheer
               
Gbm                      G
'cause they've knocked me screaming overboard
Chorus:
you know how the story goes
you've seen it all before
that man is so obese that
can't get out the door
Solo:
    
A                           G
    Gbm                         G
    A                             G
    Gbm                            G
Chorus:
you know how the story goes
you've seen it all before
that man is so obese that
can't get out the door
Verse 3: 
christmas celebration
all around the nation
won't you stay with me tonight
cuz i'm running out of fight
and the pagentry is such a bore
Outro:
    
A                         G
 the pagentry  is  such  a   bore
    
Gbm                       G
 the pagentry  is  such  a   bore
    
A                         G
 the pagentry  is  such  a   bore
    
Gbm                       G
 the pagentry  is  such  a   bore
   
A (let ring)