Tom: D so, this is the ultimate song! this is me and myself only who have tabbed it! i am secretely jimi hendrix, but dont tell anyone, so this cant be a wrong tab! i know its hard but... so?! just practice! Intro: you aint nothin but a hound dog, drivin all lone when yore on the street, you are a porn teacher! the cop is a crime, you know its true, they take you to jail and maybe kill you!! they said you where a sad gas, but thas was mast a lie they said you where a sad gas, but thas was mast a lie you never go to heaven, and you aint no fast dinner HERE COMES THE HARD PART!!!!!!!!!!!! and this is the solo; its the best solo i know! #######PM####### slow part AHHH... AHHH.... AHHH.... AND THATS IT!! YOU CAN IT NOW! GO THROW A CONCERT AND PLAY THIS 14 TIMES IN A ROUG!! YEAH!! YOURE THE KING!! MEN IS KING!! LICK BOY-BUTT!! MEN & GA... OOPS.. GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY THERE... SO ANYWAY, THE SONG IS COOL AND THE TAB IS RIGHT SO NO COMPLAINS!! THEN ILL HAUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU SLOWLY!!